About Me...

You know those little meme’s that go out via email that ask you to answer questions about yourself? For your viewing pleasure, here are the responses.

(I’m not going to tag anyone, but feel free to steal it and post it on your own blog)
Here is the new 2009 edition of getting to know your family and friends. Here is what you are supposed to do, and try not to be lame and spoil the fun. Change all the answers so that they apply to you. Then send this to a bunch of people you know, INCLUDING the person who sent it to you.

Some of you may get this several times; that means you have lots of friends. The easiest way to do it is to hit ‘forward’ so you can change the answers or copy and paste. Have fun and be truthful!

1. What is your occupation right now? Marketing Maven

2. What color are your sock s right now? Socks?? It’s summer. Fuck sucks.

3. What are you listening to right now? Jack Ass boring someone with a story about her snobby kids.

4. What was the last thing that you ate? My feelings.

5. Can you drive a stick shift? Yes I can, as long as you don’t mind hearing the gears grinding.

6. Last person you spoke to on the phone? Your mom.

7. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Yes, I do

8. How old are you today? Old enough to know better.

9. What is your favorite sport to watch on TV? Do dating shows count as a sport?

10. What is your favorite drink? Anything with booze in it.

11. Have you ever dyed your hair? Of course I have. I’m a chick.

12. Favorite food? Hmm…far too many choices for this one.

13. What is the last movie you watched? The Hangover

14. Favorite day of the year? Same as everyone’s favorite day of the year, my birthday.

15. How do you vent anger? I don’t vent my anger, I eat it.

16. What was your favorite toy as a child? Snoopy Sno-Cone Machine.

17. What is your favorite season? Mating season.

18. Cherries or Blueberries? Both.

19. Do you want your friends to e-mail you back? Only if they’re inviting me to dinner or offering to send me money.

20. Who is the most likely to respond? Certainly not John Cusack as he never responds to me.

21. Who is least likely to respond? Your mom.

22. Living arrangements? A delightful 1 bedroom Condo in Ballard.

23. When was the last time you cried? Last night.

24. What is on the floor of your closet? Your mom.

25. Who is the friend you have had the longest that you are sending to?
Perez Hilton.

26. What did you do last night? Celebrated Father’s Day – with your dad.

27. What are you most afraid of? That the peen counter won’t be reset anytime soon. Gives me nightmares.

28. Plain, cheese, or spicy hamburgers? What the fuck is a spicy hamburger?

29. Favorite dog breed? How about least favorite? I don’t like greyhounds.

30. Favorite day of the week? Saturday.

31. How many states have you lived in? 3. Unless you count “anxiety” as a state, in which case I’ve lived in 4.

32. Diamonds or pearls? Both together. So beautiful.

33. What is your favorite flower? Tulips