what an adult text message conversation looks like

My equally sharpwitted gal pal CF and I text messaging while watching the Olympic track events:



CF: Guess what Walter Dix's middle name is?

ME: Harry

CF: No, silly. It's Gottabigone. Betch didn't know he was Italian.

ME: I thought he was Jewish...Walter Bignblack Dix

CF: Huh, maybe you're right

ME: It's actually Sockinshortz!

CF: Ah you kill me!



There is nothing like giving ethnic names to athlete's wangs to show your support to the US Olympic team!